Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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