Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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