Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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