operation harelip BJ is a go
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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