butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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