I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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