do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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