she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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