i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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