i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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