So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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