got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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