Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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