So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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