Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Randomize
