Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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