ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I would ride that face into the sunset
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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