He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My life is pants optional.
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