Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
