You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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