you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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