Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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