Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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