I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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