would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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