I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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