At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Be still, my beating vagina.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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