you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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