My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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