ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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