Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
