He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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