I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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