I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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