ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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