its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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