hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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