Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I believe in your delicious
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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