How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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