New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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