So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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