Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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