Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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