You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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