You're my little dorito
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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