What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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