fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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