I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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