chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
