I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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