But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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