She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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