Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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